NOTE!!! There is PROBLEM with this book. The second half of the book is complete BULLSHIT - the author begins to advocate BORROWING and using loans. Ignore this second part. I would hope most of you would have the brains [moran] to figure that out, but still.


BEANIE-CAP for BEANIE-BRAINS

No, this is NOT fake. There is now for sale an 'infowars', club-infowarrior cadet, vice-scout, level 3, arch-cleric, wool knit BEANIE CAP!! Wear your beanie caps infowariors! Fight the good fight against that government boogie man that made you take out your 300k mortgage and your $120k in student loans. MORANS! Jones is officially a genius for getting these MORANS to buy a benie-cap! Beanie caps for beanie-brains! ... LOL!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Real money VS. Fake money
Real money: earned by work.
Fake money: borrowed without effort at a bank.
As the economy tanks, inflated mortages default, job losses and lay offs increase, credit card and student loan bills come due its very east to see where the REAL, or HARD money is and IS NOT.
The typical douche-bag gentrifier with his 300K 'Luxury Condo' who THOUGHT he was rich 2 years ago sipping wine and eating cheese watching his 'home value' go up - is no realizing that his money was FAKE.
Compare this to the hardworking Jewish people downtown who WORKED for their assets over generations, or to the hardworking Chinese restaurant owner in the ghetto who immigrated to this country to WORK for his business, or to that black man that drives around town in his old truck picking up scrap aluminum from the street curbs...
That's REAL money - and these people WON'T be affected OR infected by the poisonous self inflicted housing bubble B.S. that the masses of transplanted Midwestern yuppies are sweating over on a now daily basis.
You see it doesn't matter how MUCH money you have, but rather if its HARD or SOFT, real or fake.
I guarantee you, the aluminum scrap man is not worried about a thing right now! But the so-called neuvo-riche-douche in his 'Luxury Loft' 'somewhere near downtown' is SWEATING HARD TONIGHT....
GENTRIFIERS: PREPARE TO DIE!
These are one of the two main types of gentrification morans: yuppies. These are typically highly leveraged (that means in debt, morans) sheep who came from the mid-west looking for the most trendy (thus to them the 'best') lifestyle to pose against. For the woman, it involved finding a beta male ATM machine for whom she could enslave for the rest of her life - this group is characterized by living in the most inane house on the block, having more than one dog, having more than one child, having a beta husband who works full time, the wife usually has a huge amount of 'grad school debt' and doesn't work, but instead engages in 'play jobs' and 'pretend businesses' (like a pajama boutique). The male pays the bills while the wife trolls around at night looking for black men. This is the latest version of the 'suburban jones family' of the 70's-90's.
Old rowhomes in the city, which in the 90's were called 'ghetto' and 'disgusting' are now all of a sudden 'charming' and 'quaint' and 'exclusive'. Ahhh yuppies and their delusions.... ENJOY THE CRASH! LOL!
Walking around with stupid 'everything's fine' smiles on their faces, with babies in back-packs - this type epitomizes the phrase 'dangerous sheep'.
Now hither is the second type of transplant - the notorious HIPSTER. This is a slightly younger version of above - but with distinctly different characteristics. For one these sheep are the children of suburbanites. Spoon fed everything from birth - a move to the city is now done in an effort to APPEAR to be daring, adventurous, independent, and, to use one of their favorite words "eclectic"....
They have been given every thing from their parents who wanted them 'safe in the suburbs' because int he 80's it was 'a good place to raise a family' - now they pretend to rebel against all that by starving themselves, turning vegetarian, and living vagabondishly... But like the yuppies it is all got off fake money - in this case the move to the city is financed by mommy, back in smallville who sends a portion of her home equity to junior in the form of an allowance check.
Being spoon fed makes the hipster unable to fend for itself when the bubble bursts - they too will vanish as quickly as they appeared out of nowhere 5 years ago.
Fake money: borrowed without effort at a bank.
As the economy tanks, inflated mortages default, job losses and lay offs increase, credit card and student loan bills come due its very east to see where the REAL, or HARD money is and IS NOT.
The typical douche-bag gentrifier with his 300K 'Luxury Condo' who THOUGHT he was rich 2 years ago sipping wine and eating cheese watching his 'home value' go up - is no realizing that his money was FAKE.
Compare this to the hardworking Jewish people downtown who WORKED for their assets over generations, or to the hardworking Chinese restaurant owner in the ghetto who immigrated to this country to WORK for his business, or to that black man that drives around town in his old truck picking up scrap aluminum from the street curbs...
That's REAL money - and these people WON'T be affected OR infected by the poisonous self inflicted housing bubble B.S. that the masses of transplanted Midwestern yuppies are sweating over on a now daily basis.
You see it doesn't matter how MUCH money you have, but rather if its HARD or SOFT, real or fake.
I guarantee you, the aluminum scrap man is not worried about a thing right now! But the so-called neuvo-riche-douche in his 'Luxury Loft' 'somewhere near downtown' is SWEATING HARD TONIGHT....
GENTRIFIERS: PREPARE TO DIE!
These are one of the two main types of gentrification morans: yuppies. These are typically highly leveraged (that means in debt, morans) sheep who came from the mid-west looking for the most trendy (thus to them the 'best') lifestyle to pose against. For the woman, it involved finding a beta male ATM machine for whom she could enslave for the rest of her life - this group is characterized by living in the most inane house on the block, having more than one dog, having more than one child, having a beta husband who works full time, the wife usually has a huge amount of 'grad school debt' and doesn't work, but instead engages in 'play jobs' and 'pretend businesses' (like a pajama boutique). The male pays the bills while the wife trolls around at night looking for black men. This is the latest version of the 'suburban jones family' of the 70's-90's.
Old rowhomes in the city, which in the 90's were called 'ghetto' and 'disgusting' are now all of a sudden 'charming' and 'quaint' and 'exclusive'. Ahhh yuppies and their delusions.... ENJOY THE CRASH! LOL!
Walking around with stupid 'everything's fine' smiles on their faces, with babies in back-packs - this type epitomizes the phrase 'dangerous sheep'.
Now hither is the second type of transplant - the notorious HIPSTER. This is a slightly younger version of above - but with distinctly different characteristics. For one these sheep are the children of suburbanites. Spoon fed everything from birth - a move to the city is now done in an effort to APPEAR to be daring, adventurous, independent, and, to use one of their favorite words "eclectic"....
They have been given every thing from their parents who wanted them 'safe in the suburbs' because int he 80's it was 'a good place to raise a family' - now they pretend to rebel against all that by starving themselves, turning vegetarian, and living vagabondishly... But like the yuppies it is all got off fake money - in this case the move to the city is financed by mommy, back in smallville who sends a portion of her home equity to junior in the form of an allowance check.
Being spoon fed makes the hipster unable to fend for itself when the bubble bursts - they too will vanish as quickly as they appeared out of nowhere 5 years ago.
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