Man Dressed As Santa Puts Hot Fresh Capps in In-Laws

He was in DEBT...

here's what happened in order:

1) Santa borrowed a bunch of money in 2002 to 'buy' a $400k house

2) women, being stupid and having no concept of economics, thought he was 'worth' $400k ... they all flocked to the $400k man.

3) Santa picked the lucky woman and she happily married him to get her hands on that 'stable $400k man-money' of hers.

4) 2007 rolled around and the mortgage interest rate adjusted along with other foreseen but ignored expenses.

5) 2008 rolled around with missed mortgage payments piling up - wifey demanded a divorce from her delinquent hubby. After all she realized he WASN'T worth $400k like she thought.

6) Late 2008 - they go to divorce settlement and as usual wifey gets everything he owns

7) Thanksgiving 2008 - Hubby ends up being the TURKEY because he gets laid off with the crashing over-levereaged economy.

8) Hubby, dresses up as santa and puts HOT FRESH CAPPS in wifeys family.

THE END

The moral: STOP BEIN' GREEDY! Quit borrowing money to PRETEND you're a rich 'homeowner' and WORK for your house.

PS - expect to see TONS of this type of rampage behavior in 2009!