Letter from Thy Returner

"Your Honor:

A friend told me that Finacial Aid helps avoid paying for school; is this true or not? Isn't it important to have a job due to the finacial crisis and better yet to be able to be qualified to attain jobs that still require human brain power to do? I mean I can read this and say yeah I agree, but I'm still young and haven't not been to college it seems to be just one side of the story. I mean it sounds cool not being able to work long hours (if you don't work hives), but don't you still need money to start such ideas to begin with?
-- Thy Returner"

Ok, since you are young and probably in highschool and havent reached the age of 18, im going to take it easy on you.... normally I would blow up at this sort of question but I will keep it civil and polite with you:

YOU'RE A MORAN!!! Get a BRAIN! What's wrong with you. Have you NEVER watched a NEMESIS video? "Financial AID"??? You mean WELFARE? You are disgusting me! You are are associating WORKING - which anyone can do anytime they want - with FINANCIAL AID. Are you a DAN? Where are you getting this idea that college "qualifies you" for working. No - you FOOL it prepares you to be a DEBT SLAVE. Do you like spending $2000 a month in bills? That's what the average "qualified" sheep does!

A user named "JOE" suggested something I found both funny and necessary: college should last FOREVER and it's courses should consist of PICKING COTTON! That's what you greedy morans deserve: SHARECROPPING 101 w/ Professor Charlie & assistant professor Aunt Jemima!

You gook!

GET A BRAIN!

you then wrote:

"...but don't you still need money to start such ideas to begin with?"

You monsterous, morananical, MORAN! You are RELEASING MY ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You MORAN - How do you get MONEY!!??

HOW! You MORAN!! HOW! DO! YOU! OBTAIN!!! MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU D.A.N. -- YOU WORK FOR IT!

You diseased sheep!!! The LAST FUCKING THING that enters your mind is EARNING (not BORROWING) your way through life.

You MOUTH-BREATHER - it is called BORROWING because YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT ALL BACK!

And when you give it all back you are left with NOTHING!

ASK A COLLEGE GRADUATE ABOUT THE "GOOD LIFE" - they will tell you they are SUB-ORCS XENO-SLAVES protecting the feminist code!

Tell your parents to BAN you from the internet until you get a BRAIN MORAN!!!

By the way you just won the Master Lee Mochow Award, CONGRATULATIONS: