Letter from instimetospill

itstimetospill, who works *part time* at the Pizza Hut, sent me this letter:

"
important blurb from my payroll
OK I opened my paycheck and instead of an actual check I got stuck with some stupid credit card looking pay card.

THis is lame

ok heres the interesting part

The first question under

electronic pay options paper

"why does ... Pizza offer electronic pay options?"

* the ensure timely payment to team members
blah blah blah then

* Funds are available even during times of national crises(such as natural weather disasters, U.S. Post office transportation issues)

WTF your eyes should pop out at that line. I have never heard such an excuse its total mind war now. If the Post office has problems computer networks have problems get it? Its a conditioning statement

This next one is even better

"Eliminates the need for team members to carry large sums of cash"